Friday, May 22, 2009

Free mean DEAD rooster

So, my hand was forced at the end of April:

I know it’s not Friday, but you’ve got to get him while he is (somewhat) fresh:
Free mean DEAD rooster, good for science class dissection
Or free mean DEAD rooster feathers, pure white (except around the bullet wound)

Also selling the rights to my upcoming memoir:
How I Survived a Mean Rooster Attack and Lived to Tell the Tale

This is a follow on to my journal article:
The Endurance Power of the Mean Rooster: A Case Study in Survivability of Blunt Object Trauma to the Male Chicken

And my motivational pamphlet:
Put Down the Semi-Automatic! You Can Kill a Mean Rooster In A Single Shot (with the right motivation)!


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